Vampires are humans who serve the Princes willingly, in exchange for material wealth, power, and selfish pleasure at the expense of others. They profit and live off the labor and suffering of others, purely parasitic creatures masquerading as "Job Creators" and "Public Servants" Unlike Swine, Vampires are aware of the Princes and their work, and have turned their backs on humanity, giving over their inner light and causing suffering to feed the Princes. They are irredemable, or nearly so, and should never be trusted.

Examples of some Vampires are: